The Pope, Wearing A Fabulous, Vintage Chiffon-Lined Dior Gold Lamé Gown


“When it comes to giving, some people stop at nothing.” “With the price of everything else going up these days, aren’t you glad the Lord hasn’t increased the tithe to 15%?” “When it comes to giving until it hurts, most people have a very low threshold of pain.” “When it comes to giving, some people…
AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows BULLETIN: 1. Parish information, read only during the homily 2. Catholic air conditioning 3. Your receipt for attending Mass CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the congregation to lip-sync
The people at Starbucks managed to arrange a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican. After the papal blessing, the Starbucks official whispers, “Your Holiness, we have an offer for you. Starbucks is prepared to donate $100 million to the church if you change the Lord’s Prayer from ‘give us this day our daily bread’…
by Mary Ann Horton, Lisa and Bill Koontz (with apologies to Dr. Suess.) Every Gay down in Gayville liked Gay Marriage a lot……But the Grinch, who lived just east of Gayville, did NOT!! The Grinch hated happy Gays! The whole Marriage season!Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.It could be his…
by Swami Beyondananda Be a fundamentalist. Make sure FUN always comes before the MENTAL. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will never be cancelled. A laugh track has been provided and the reason why we are put in the material world is to get more material. Have a good laughsitive twice a day…
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