βIn a Heartbeat” β Animated Short Film by Beth David and Esteban Bravo β A closeted boy runs the risk of being outed by his own heart after it pops out of his chest to chase down the boy of his dreams.
Follow-up β Kids React to the Film β 10:08 minutes
“When it comes to giving, some people stop at nothing.” “With the price of everything else going up these days, aren’t you glad the Lord hasn’t increased the tithe to 15%?” “When it comes to giving until it hurts, most people have a very low threshold of pain.” “When it comes to giving, some people…
The people at Starbucks managed to arrange a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican. After the papal blessing, the Starbucks official whispers, “Your Holiness, we have an offer for you.Β Starbucks is prepared to donate $100 million to the church if you change the Lord’s Prayer from ‘give us this day our daily bread’…
Some “Senior” personal ads seen in Florida newspapers: (Who says seniors don’t have a sense of humor?) FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80’s, slim, 5’4″ (used to be 5’6″), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus. LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking…
1. Β Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she’s yours. Β ~ (Deuteronomy 21:11-13) 2. Β Find a prostitute and marry her. Β ~ Hosea (Hosea 1:1-3)
Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God’s law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver’s and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye’s shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We…
A Lost Chapter in the Book of Genesis Adam was walking in the garden and cried out to God, “You used to walk with me every day. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonely here, and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me.” And God said, “I…