Too Fabulous

developed by Martin Rochlin, Ph.D What do you think caused your heterosexuality? When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual? Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of? Is is possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

Four novice nuns were about to take their vows. Dressed in their white gowns, they came into the chapel with the Mother Superior, and were about to undergo the ceremony to marry them to Jesus, making them “Brides of Christ.” Just as the ceremony was about to begin, four Hasidic Jews with yarmulkes, long sideburns,…

The following is a confidential report on several candidates being considered for our church leader. Adam: Good man but problems with his wife. Also one reference told of how his wife and he enjoy walking nude in the woods. Noah: Former pastorate of 120 years with not even one convert. Prone to unrealistic building projects….

“When it comes to giving, some people stop at nothing.”  “With the price of everything else going up these days, aren’t you glad the Lord hasn’t increased the tithe to 15%?”  “When it comes to giving until it hurts, most people have a very low threshold of pain.” “When it comes to giving, some people…